"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
03/19/2014 at 16:59 • Filed to: None
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"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
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In a parallel universe, I am driving a car with a joystick instead of a steering wheel, a car produced by the Lightning Motor Company. Yeah, in a parallel universe, I am like Henry Ford and Akio Toyoda and Enzo Ferrari !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
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In the same universe I am the biggest shareholder of Coke, and all my race cars use the Burn soda, livery(yeah, in that universe, Burn is a Mountain Dew rivaling, global soda, not a silly EU centered energy drink).
All Motor Is Best Motor
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
03/19/2014 at 17:38 |
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In another universe, I'm driving a brown diesel manual wagon NA Miata with a joystick and that makes V10 era F1 noises with Mclaren P1 torque fill electric motors with my own personal Elon Musk in the passenger seat flipping all of the Texans and New Jersey(ites?) the bird.
Textured Soy Protein
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
03/19/2014 at 18:04 |
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In this universe, my soon-to-be 90 year old grandpa forwarded me a stupid email he got from the Old People Email Forwarding Network™ that talks about how Mercedes is coming out with "the new 2015 SCL 600" that's controlled with a joystick.
Except the email has a bunch of pictures of the 1996 Mercedes F200 Imagination concept car , which has S CL 600 on the number plate. Damn you, Old People Email Forwarding Network™!
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El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
> Textured Soy Protein
03/19/2014 at 18:10 |
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Well, I can imagine a bunch of old people, going to Merc dealerships asking for it.
FasTbird232
> El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
03/19/2014 at 21:04 |
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I've used the infinite worlds theory to try to win arguments. Never works.
But there IS a universe where I have both won the Super Bowl and the Presidency. In the same month...